Wynona- Peeve of My Own Imperfections

Wynona is a tough peeve with a big job. She's in charge of the stuff that's wrong with me.

What really pisses me off about not being perfect is that it cuts into my opportunities for unbridled whining and generally acting superior. If I had no failings of my own, I could be even more obnoxious about everybody else's problems. As it is, I sometimes have to fall back on hypocrisy... but that's a pretty tough road when what you want to do is to complain about other people's hypocrisy. Also, I could probably get significantly richer, and maybe get laid more, if I didn't have any failings.

If I ever find out who's responsible for this sorry state of affairs, there'll be hell to pay, you may be sure. I've thought about suing my parents, but they don't have enough money. There's suicide, but then I'd really have to shut up.

So, I just sit here with Wynona, finding more things wrong. It's a helluva way to run a universe when a person has to deal with this sort of thing, I tell you. As soon as I find the complaint department, I'm going to give them a major piece of my mind...