Angelique- Peeve of Silly Rules

I'm not the sort of person who likes being restricted. I want to do what I want to do, when I want to do it. I'm not really irrational, though; there are some sorts of restrictions I can accept. I understand that I don't get to walk off of cliffs, for example. I understand that there are some things I don't get to do because they'll screw other people over. I even understand that sometimes people get together and agree on rules for things, just because it's simpler to have them organized.

Angelique's department is where I draw the line. She's in charge of the silly rules...

• Rules to save us from ourselves
• Rules to protect morons from their own stupidity
• Rules that can't be enforced
• Rules that'd wreck things if they were enforced
• Rules that exist just to make petty-minded fools feel safe

Angelique, unfortunately, is a mighty busy girl these days, because the people making the rules are going hog wild. Seems like for every danger, every discourtesy, every minor offense, and every fear that people just might be doing something somebody doesn't like, there's some twit who wants to make a rule. Usually a rule with the force of law. Usually a rule that won't actually help. Usually with a punishment completely out of proportion to the "crime".

Sometimes Angelique makes me pretty worried...